Every morning at 6:15…

July 12, 2011

Every morning at 6:15, my 76 year old neighbor slowly crawls into his 1984 Lincoln town car, starts the motor, and floors the accelerator for precisely 5 minutes. Not a slight rev, mind you, but full-wide-open throttle. I’ve lived here since 2003. He’s never missed a single day. Oh, I should mention, the car has never been actually placed into gear. It hasn’t moved an inch in nearly a decade. It’s become known as the WTF alarm clock. ~ dubious_advice