The Pizza

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Oh cruel pizza, how you taunt me so!

You promised me that in the end you would fill me with cheesy, crusty goodness, with a small hint of pineapple on the tip of my tongue, but alas I can taste none of that.

I was busy doing my happy pizza dance while you were coming out of the oven and even bowed down to you as you were cut into, then you turned and bitch slapped your faithful follower.

I’ve heard that the tongue has millions of taste buds on it, is that true who knows, I heard it from a homeless man preaching about Jesus, but I can say that if I do have a million taste buds then you burned off 750,000 of them, you prick, all I ever wanted to do was love you, from now on I’m done with you.

Ohhhh My hot pocket is done

Fuck! The roof of my mouth

Peeing on The Side of The Toilet Bowl

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SideYou know what, Fuck it, I pee on the side of the toilet bowl and I’m proud to let everyone in the world know that I do.

If you don’t pee on the side of the toilet bowl then you are just being loud for no reason, especially in the middle of the night, do I look like I live under a waterfall, no because if I did I would have my head all the way back, full of water, looking all sexy like… the point is, I live in Ohio.

OK, so most people pee in the water, but just because something’s popular does not make it the best way to do something, hell splashback is a bitch and no one wants water mixed with urine on their legs, especial if you are wearing shorts, or worse, nothing at all, pubic area, I’m so sorry when I used the popular method.

If you really cared about the toiletvironment(environment + Toilet) then you would piss on the porcelain and knock off the duke residue left by rude people.

To the women, I’m sorry, you can’t really do this, unless you have great aim and in that case you are very talented and I would like to shake your hand…after to wash it of course.

Black Cat Manga

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Black Cat Manga
Yesterday I finished the Black Cat manga, and I’m both happy and sad that it is finished. I watched a few of the animes and they do not even come close to how good the manga is, it’s an injustice. Other than Absolute Boyfriend this is my first manga series that I’ve finished. I have read read all the way through One Piece, and Bleach and I’m waiting till the other volumes come out but still, I have not finished them. Yet I digress, why did I like this manga so much?
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