Peeing on The Side of The Toilet Bowl

November 24, 2009 — 4 Comments

SideYou know what, Fuck it, I pee on the side of the toilet bowl and I’m proud to let everyone in the world know that I do.

If you don’t pee on the side of the toilet bowl then you are just being loud for no reason, especially in the middle of the night, do I look like I live under a waterfall, no because if I did I would have my head all the way back, full of water, looking all sexy like… the point is, I live in Ohio.

OK, so most people pee in the water, but just because something’s popular does not make it the best way to do something, hell splashback is a bitch and no one wants water mixed with urine on their legs, especial if you are wearing shorts, or worse, nothing at all, pubic area, I’m so sorry when I used the popular method.

If you really cared about the toiletvironment(environment + Toilet) then you would piss on the porcelain and knock off the duke residue left by rude people.

To the women, I’m sorry, you can’t really do this, unless you have great aim and in that case you are very talented and I would like to shake your hand…after to wash it of course.

4 responses to Peeing on The Side of The Toilet Bowl

  1. Bitches don’t know about my comments

  2. Wow!? Haha…I just discovered you and your youtube roughly 30 minutes ago XD You’ve got some good stuff. But as a sidenote…do a favor for us ladies. Don’t pee on the side of the toilet bowl. ;)

  3. Thank you :)

    And as a reply to your sidenote, I do it out of love for the ladies, just thinking about not waking them up in the middle of the night :)

  4. Ahhh well isn’t that some nifty logic you’ve got there XD

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