I fucking hate you.
Yes, we should try our best in life and live it to the fullest, but how proud of yourself can you be when you do a happy dance in front of me for killing me one time in brawl.
You’re better than me at a game you play 24 fucking 7 and I’ve only first attempted to play tonight? Really, who would have guessed that, I sure didn’t because I’m stupid as shit, and I must be to play a game with you.
Oh look I finally beat you…but then you loudly exclaim you still killed more people.
Just relax and play the game, yes winning is nice, I know that, this is why I introduced you to World of Warcraft, now I never even see you anymore, checkmate.