June 3rd Images

... mostly asshole friends.

 

Insert your own joke here
A proud father.

 

Abbreviation FAIL!

 

Behold. The portrait that hangs above Bruce Willis' fireplace.

 

Best cosplay eve

 

Classiest. Mugshot. Ever.

 

Conspiratory Keanu

 

Crowded pond

 

Fuck society, I like my women to have curves

 

Fuck.

 

Goatse Cake. Just because.

 

How Scientology started

 

I told those bitches not to confiscate my trumpet.

 

I would drive the hell out of this.

 

Informative laptop review

 

it's only a sony walkman....

 

Just to end the discussion once and for all, here it is on a sign!

 

My STUPID 120lbs dog got trapped in the pantry and tried to eat his way out the cat door...

 

Nice Parking, Dickbrain!

 

Now thats a fuckin deal

 

Number two in the office, G. But only because I can't figure what to make Meatwad out of.

 

Say cheese!

 

Self-portrait of a macrophotographer in a ball of a ballpoint pen. Simply Amazing

 

Sweet Plants vs Zombies mug I painted

 

The coolest thing I have ever drunkenly stolen.

 

These guys

 

Troll water

 

Was I wrong to expect it to be bigger

 

We call this the Liz Lemon Dilemma

 

WTF, sleep

 

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The Biggest Water Blister Ever

I went to Zuma Beach in California to lay out with my gal to get a tan. Both of us were in the sun for about 4 hours, and we had sunblock on, but as you will see, that didn’t stop it from destroying our legs. Her legs were no where near as messed up as mine, which seems weird to me since she is even whiter than I am, but at least she didn’t have to deal with a water blister that big, it felt like a water balloon being carried, only on my leg… Anywho, make sure you watch the video if you have not yet, then look at the pictures.

Maybe the biggest water blister ever.
You can see on my leg here how burnt I am.

If you click on the picture and enlarge it, you can see all the other tiny water blisters I have from the sun.

A little Aww

Adorable.

 

After her first trip to the dog park.

 

Baby bats in blankets

 

Baby sloth just wants a cuddle.

 

Contentment

 

First time he had seen snow.

 

Found in a car wheel well, abandoned. Most adorable kitten ever and my new best friend. Meet Milo.

 

Guitars must be so comfortable in these things...

 

I'm a Fox and I've My Cute Face Enabled

 

Kitty demands entry!

 

Let's play dead!

 

Meet Eddie

 

My cat kept trying to get into my jacket so I zipped her up in it and she promptly fell asleep.

 

My daughter decided to put a dress on her cat...now the cat refuses to let anyone take it off.

 

No title could possibly explain this cuteness

 

The best afternoon ever

 

This guy found me at work today

 

This little guy came in, today.

 

You will never know what sadness really is.

 

You'll never be this cozy

 

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May 27th Images

A fire vortex. Because tornadoes just aren't scary enough on their own.

 

After recently being dumped by my girlfriend, I set this as my phone background for those drunken nights.

 

Anyone else do this religiously

 

Definitely NOT shopped

 

Devious Vampire.....

 

Glass bathtub

 

Glassed Winged Butterfly

 

He seems legit.

 

If I showed 10 year old me this Nintendo Power I would beat up 22 year old me for making shit up

 

I'm pretty sure we've all been guilty of this before...

 

Is this creepy

 

Is this not a the most crееpy potato bag ever

 

It's cool, Comcast, just put that anywhere.

 

Light Fantastic

 

Lost a lot of friends because of this guy.

 

Mushroom cloud

 

Mushrooms

 

My friend wanted to buy this handbag, I said it looked like Predator, she doesn't want it anymore

 

officially the saddest google image search ever.

 

Originator of the douchebag look...

 

Saw this on the way home from work yesterday...

 

So I made a friend a card for her birthday

 

Stop Being Afraid

 

This building looks like a bird in a top hat.

 

This is a duck

 

We've come a long way

 

What Happened

 

When its cold my kitten like to sleep on the modem.

 

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