I guess I should say “Bean Soup”.
Have to remember to put a napkin over that when it is heating up, as always, I hate to clean the microwave for well, just about any reason, though I’m sure if I were to be paid, that might be a different story :).
Tag: Ohio
I’m Sorry I Slammed Your Behind Area
I could hear you from afar while I was brushing my teeth, you knew me well and I knew you well too, I saw no need to stop brushing my teeth to greet you at the door.
I opened the heavy sliding glass door just a little, since you are so skinny after all, and was closing it as you entered, I heard a loud screatch come from you, but I could decode it, it said Bitch mother fucker.
I had neglected to take into account your tail had not came all the way in and I slammed the door shut on it.
“Sorry!” I screamed, but that was not enough, so I picked you up and made you purrrr
You seemed fine but you got your revenge, “Really, my spot on the couch”?
Let’s make a promise to each other, I won’t slam your tail, and you won’t kill me in my sleep you creepy cat bastard.
The Pizza
Oh cruel pizza, how you taunt me so!
You promised me that in the end you would fill me with cheesy, crusty goodness, with a small hint of pineapple on the tip of my tongue, but alas I can taste none of that.
I was busy doing my happy pizza dance while you were coming out of the oven and even bowed down to you as you were cut into, then you turned and bitch slapped your faithful follower.
I’ve heard that the tongue has millions of taste buds on it, is that true who knows, I heard it from a homeless man preaching about Jesus, but I can say that if I do have a million taste buds then you burned off 750,000 of them, you prick, all I ever wanted to do was love you, from now on I’m done with you.
Ohhhh My hot pocket is done
Fuck! The roof of my mouth
Peeing on The Side of The Toilet Bowl
You know what, Fuck it, I pee on the side of the toilet bowl and I’m proud to let everyone in the world know that I do.
If you don’t pee on the side of the toilet bowl then you are just being loud for no reason, especially in the middle of the night, do I look like I live under a waterfall, no because if I did I would have my head all the way back, full of water, looking all sexy like… the point is, I live in Ohio.
OK, so most people pee in the water, but just because something’s popular does not make it the best way to do something, hell splashback is a bitch and no one wants water mixed with urine on their legs, especial if you are wearing shorts, or worse, nothing at all, pubic area, I’m so sorry when I used the popular method.
If you really cared about the toiletvironment(environment + Toilet) then you would piss on the porcelain and knock off the duke residue left by rude people.
To the women, I’m sorry, you can’t really do this, unless you have great aim and in that case you are very talented and I would like to shake your hand…after to wash it of course.
Black Cat Manga
Yesterday I finished the Black Cat manga, and I’m both happy and sad that it is finished. I watched a few of the animes and they do not even come close to how good the manga is, it’s an injustice. Other than Absolute Boyfriend this is my first manga series that I’ve finished. I have read read all the way through One Piece, and Bleach and I’m waiting till the other volumes come out but still, I have not finished them. Yet I digress, why did I like this manga so much?
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